First full day in Cozumel

and I’ve already been snorkeling two or three times, went swimming a bunch, already getting tanlines, already had some loaded coronas, going into town later to drink more, I was drunk yesterday before I had even been here for an hour, and we started drinking at like 10 today. Scuba trip tomorrow morning for part of the day and then carnivale activities downtown afterwards.

What is real life again? I mean seriously they are going to have to pry me feom this place.